Stuck on this dysfunction

[Ian Parker]

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GIVE US THIS DAILY DOSE OF FAUX AFFLICTION
F O R G I V E O U R S I N S
FORGED AT THE PULPIT WITH FORKED TONGUES SELLING FAUX SERMONS
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ian zane parker

He's a catalyst for destruction. He comes across as quite arrogant at times and shows little remorse. He is also very seductive and is willing to do what it takes to get what he wants. He has a certain dark charm about him. People generally gravitate to him.

He also has a personality that causes people to have strong feelings about him (both positive and negative). He enjoys toying with people and wreaking havoc. He has a tendency to be very mysterious until you've earned his trust, a rare feat. Depending on the situation, he can be sensitive or bestial, intelligent or uncouth. What you see is not always what you get with this guy. He's a bit of a loner, sarcastic and misunderstood. He considers his work art.

If you need something, he probably can acquire it for you. He prides himself on not taking a job he can't finish. This is common knowledge. The length of his fuse seems to vary from situation to situation, but when he does go off, he's not above punching someone who's pissed him off, or at least threatening to. Or, barring that, he's not afraid to tell you exactly where to shove it, regardless of whether or not it'll get him into trouble, which it has on several occasions, but it hasn't seemed to stop him yet. Though he's not necessarily selfish he definitely believes in self-preservation.

He's a player, one for whom casual flings were part and parcel to the package, who felt little and had even less disregard for anyone beyond his immediate circle, and outwardly, that would be true. The image of a sarcastic rough-and-tumble, love-'em-and-leave-'em type that rode into town, broke a few hearts, and fled was one he crafted easily, playing to it and enjoying it, most days. He is wild, untamed, nonconformist, and likes to have a good time. Just don’t get too comfortable with him.

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JUST STAY WHERE I CAN SEE YOU
D O U S E T H E L I G H T S
WE SURE ARE IN FOR A SHOW TONIGHT
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