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Post by Damon Salvatore on Sept 18, 2010 20:55:56 GMT -8
This is a fun game I was playing on a site, and I was thinking it might be fun to bring it over here. What you do is, you go to www.textsfromlastnight.com and find a text that would fit a character. Then you send that text to their character, and so forth and so on. TO: BEAST you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. i'm not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog That's the example. Then Beast would text someone else, and so on. There is no post order, just text whoever with whatever. Have fun guys! |
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Post by goddess on Sept 19, 2010 16:04:22 GMT -8
TYLER- Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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Post by ice on Sept 19, 2010 17:07:35 GMT -8
To: DAKOTA
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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Dakota Shay
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Post by Dakota Shay on Sept 19, 2010 21:45:27 GMT -8
To ISAIAH:
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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Post by forbes on Sept 20, 2010 9:15:03 GMT -8
To Alex:
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night |
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Post by Damon Salvatore on Sept 20, 2010 14:31:13 GMT -8
To ALARIC:
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Post by ash on Sept 21, 2010 17:47:34 GMT -8
To: TYLER
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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Post by goddess on Sept 22, 2010 6:43:26 GMT -8
To Damon :
Tell me again. As a detective, I need all the details. Also, I'm a little stoned.
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Post by ice on Sept 22, 2010 16:15:16 GMT -8
To: DAKOTA
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Dakota Shay
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Mythology Teacher [/center][/color]Timberwolves Assistant Coach [/center][/color]
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Post by Dakota Shay on Oct 4, 2010 0:19:19 GMT -8
To: ISAIAH
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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Post by ice on Oct 4, 2010 2:17:54 GMT -8
To: DAKOTA
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high.
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Dakota Shay
Witch
Mythology Teacher [/center][/color]Timberwolves Assistant Coach [/center][/color]
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Post by Dakota Shay on Oct 5, 2010 0:06:26 GMT -8
To: ISAIAH
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP!"
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Post by ice on Oct 5, 2010 0:55:02 GMT -8
To: DAKOTA
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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Post by rach on Oct 5, 2010 1:28:42 GMT -8
To: DAKOTA
Isaiah's hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well.
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Dakota Shay
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Mythology Teacher [/center][/color]Timberwolves Assistant Coach [/center][/color]
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Post by Dakota Shay on Oct 5, 2010 1:44:29 GMT -8
To: RACHEL
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Post by ice on Oct 6, 2010 22:16:30 GMT -8
To: DAKOTA
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
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Dakota Shay
Witch
Mythology Teacher [/center][/color]Timberwolves Assistant Coach [/center][/color]
So, you got any deep thoughts you want to share? Any profound realisations about life? [Mo0:20]
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Post by Dakota Shay on Oct 7, 2010 9:01:18 GMT -8
To: ISAIAH
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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Post by ice on Oct 12, 2010 22:27:15 GMT -8
To: DAKOTA
You came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you.
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Dakota Shay
Witch
Mythology Teacher [/center][/color]Timberwolves Assistant Coach [/center][/color]
So, you got any deep thoughts you want to share? Any profound realisations about life? [Mo0:20]
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Post by Dakota Shay on Oct 13, 2010 0:11:18 GMT -8
To: ISAIAH
you kept splashing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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Post by rach on Oct 13, 2010 1:00:53 GMT -8
To: DAKOTA
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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Dakota Shay
Witch
Mythology Teacher [/center][/color]Timberwolves Assistant Coach [/center][/color]
So, you got any deep thoughts you want to share? Any profound realisations about life? [Mo0:20]
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Post by Dakota Shay on Oct 13, 2010 7:26:51 GMT -8
To: RACHEL
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
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Post by forbes on Oct 15, 2010 20:35:37 GMT -8
To Bonnie:
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails. |
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Post by Nicholas Kirkland on Oct 15, 2010 21:45:00 GMT -8
To: ISAIAH
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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Post by divine on Oct 15, 2010 23:14:49 GMT -8
To Nicholas:
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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Post by ryan on Oct 16, 2010 9:17:37 GMT -8
TO DIVINE: Edik got hungry last night but you just "Keep Bleeding, Keep, Keep Bleeding" (Soz made it up)  |
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